Whatever Happened to Princess Melody's Light Horse?
by Theodoric of York
- inspired by the art of Ehliasys
- do not use without the author's permission.
When the goblins showed their new light horse
At last the mystery had been solved
From riders to ponies the girls evolved
Princess Melody's riders had no recourse
Melody's girls charged into that wood
Chasing down goblins was really quite fun
They had the pint-sized fiends on the run
But then legions of fiends on all sides stood
No more was heard from this Amazon Calvary
In chains they would be broken and tamed
Until each by a goblin was claimed
And serve as a mount in pony slavery
Of Melody's fate reports would recount
The princess herself proved a fine mount